- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

angelosnyder is not gay

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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