- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Gorden Brown.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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