Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

5 people are walking

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

I have suicidal thoughts

kill yourself

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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