- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

how may i help you

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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