- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

learn the ropes?

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

The black man leaves the strip club.

i died. new product by steve jobs

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."