A man killed himself.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Wait what? I did not type that!

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Tunechi

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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