- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hell are you doing?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Tunechi

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

what do u call a black person by his name

A baby seal walks into a club.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

... i forgot the joke :p

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