whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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A man killed himself.

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Tunechi

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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