Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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The Earth is a nice place to live.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Anti Joke

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