- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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men, men like men= men+bed

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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