Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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