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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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