Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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Racial equality.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Women's rights.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Anti Joke

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