- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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