roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

i keep getting thumbs down...

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Justin Beiber

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff