Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

Once upon a time, The end.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

butt sex

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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