Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Keanu Reaves

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Autism speaks but not really

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

NAACP

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

You're tall.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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