- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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