a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

You

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Michel Moor on a die...

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Anti Joke

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