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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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racism...deal with it!

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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