who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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Cool Brian

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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