- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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