ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Illumati Confirmed

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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