How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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