Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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balls

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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its snowing on mount fuji

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