- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

The jets are a good team..

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Knock Knock, Ow my face

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Nice belt.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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