a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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