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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

so the weather's nice...

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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