what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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