How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

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