Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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