- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

A blonde walked into a bar.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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