- Anti Joke

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."