what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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U mad?

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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A man killed himself.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Female rights.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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Anti Joke

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