who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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