Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Your Mom!!!

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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