- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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