knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Whats worse than a joke? This

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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