- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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