- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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