waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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more chocolate?

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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