- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

I'm 4 and what is this?

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Black people having a Job.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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