- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Your future.

My friend harris is fat.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Xzibit

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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