what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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guest what i love pancakes

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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