What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Potato!

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

a seal walks into a club.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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