A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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