Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Are you a tree

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Anti Joke

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