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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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