- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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