What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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womens rights

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42

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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soccer

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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