- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Female rights.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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