Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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