What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Female rights.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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