- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

I was once a hamster.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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