If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Once upon a time

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

There was an american man on the way to work.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

Pull my finger ouch..

homosexuals are gay

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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