Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Cool story bro. Tell it again.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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