What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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A women's opinion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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