- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

kieran scott has a huge back

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

so... how about that airplane food

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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