a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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hi bye

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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butt sex

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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