If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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refridgrator

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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My friend harris is fat.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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