- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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