Nice belt.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

im watching you..

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

You just read this ..

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Anti Joke

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