- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

troll----> hahaha---->

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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