- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

i have two hands.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Anti Joke

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