- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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