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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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