Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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The EPA.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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everybody loves raymond

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Hitler

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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