Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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