- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

Women's Rights Movement

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What does two plus two equal? 4

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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