- Anti Joke

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Black people having a Job.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.