- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

"Knock knock." "No."

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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