- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

a man walked into a bar....

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

this is not a joke.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

Bean.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

which one is easiest

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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