Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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to get to the other side.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

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