What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

whats good about poland... fukk all

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

Caroline Kelly.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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