Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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