why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Rick santorum

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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