How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Caroline Kelly.

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

whats good about poland... fukk all

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why does life suck? Because it does

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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