Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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this is not a joke.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Your Mom

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a man walked into a bar....

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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A man sat on a chair

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

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I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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