Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Caroline Kelly.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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