What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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