so the weather's nice...

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What is my name? I dont know

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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