Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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lol a man is drowning

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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