The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

poop nuff said

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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