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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nice belt.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Take this and put it- No.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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