What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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