A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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I told you it would happen

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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Dumb

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Penis.

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