How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

... Chan chan

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Cameron is a r e t a r d

What's 9+ 10?! 19

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Elizabeth Warren

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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