What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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oooh look a banshee

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Anti Joke

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