Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Jayden Eccles

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Hi what I lug you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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