- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

men, men like men= men+bed

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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