- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

I LIKE TRAINS

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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