Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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oooh look a banshee

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Anti Joke

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