- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

._____________________. Whale!

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

William wright is Gay

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Neil is a reterd.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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