Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

its snowing on mount fuji

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

womens rights.

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

A black person walks out of KFC

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

THE GAME.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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