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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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