why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

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Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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