A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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tims sty:)

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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