Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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fava beans

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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