- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Punching a baby

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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