what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

You're tall.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Cleveland winning something

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

How do you spell eight? 8

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

hi bye

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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