- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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