What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Women's rights

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

look under under where under under where. under the couch

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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