What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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