- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Moo! I'm a goat!

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