Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Womens rights

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

i died. new product by steve jobs

The black man leaves the strip club.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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