- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

In soviet russia, roses are violet

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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