Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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