- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Hillary Clinton

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

dick dick dick... frogs

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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