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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

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