- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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