- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

Brad Fuller!

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Sarah Palin

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

A black man has a job.

Z.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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