- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

learn the ropes?

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

i died. new product by steve jobs

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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