- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

the holocaust

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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