what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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xavier stop

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Where's my tractor?

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Are you a tree

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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haha

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Anti Joke

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