why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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You will not press the like button.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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Womens rights

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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