Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

why does column have a letter n?

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Women's rights

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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