your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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PEANIS!

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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mark lawson likes boys

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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