What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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