- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

why did katy fall off her bike?

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

you lose.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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