- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

you lose.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Autism speaks but not really

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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