Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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