- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

... i forgot the joke :p

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Rick Santorum 2012

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

I can count to potato.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

womens rights.

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