- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Wanna here a good joke?

why did the man die? he was shot

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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