Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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